@jellismate reading your tweets is like being inside the brain of a psycho path on redbull. Its a good time.


if there was an award category called "people we really don't like to give awards to..." i think i'd win for sure!!!! or maybe i wouldn't...


my award/reward for today is the sunshine over the water out my window. happiness is!!!!! tonights show is gonna rawk

today was an interesting day. it was my tour mngr and tour acctnt birthdays. so i figured... let them eat cake. and strippers.

with their ass's bleached and their fake boobies. next thing i know-i'm uncomfortable and my tour accntnt has a g string on his forehead.

good times had by atleast 2 of us. aaahhh, the road.

29.05.2010 - Köln Danke Isa!

Dieser Beitrag wurde von piper am 05.08.2009, 21:07 Uhr editiert.

die beim radio sind wieder so schlau...
die meinten,, wo p!nk geschriebn hat, was sie machen WILL, wenn sie zu hause is, da dachten die, die macht das JETZT... ABER, die wusstens überhaupt nur, weil ICH die dazu gebracht hab, p!nk zu folgen

@katyperry thanks girrrlie yu rawk too. so happy yu had a good time!!! thanks for all the sweet things u said
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@Rove1974 i had no idea until i met dusty. i am officially asking for citizenship so i can legalize gay marriage and marsupial marriage. -
3:39 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to Rove1974
and the hot cougar in the back of the first photo is my MOM. BLAM!!!!
3:37 PM Aug 12th from web
and thanks to maxwell vineyards as well for preparing me for my lover with that amazing mead!!!!!!!!!
3:33 PM Aug 12th from web
and i thought i'd just taste wines today! who knew? special thanks to scott at woodstock vineyard today for finding me an aussie soulmate!
3:32 PM Aug 12th from web
http://twitpic.com/dlvp8 - he is DEFintiely touching my boob
3:22 PM Aug 12th from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/dlvmq - he might be touching my boob
3:22 PM Aug 12th from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/dlv8t - I am so in
3:16 PM Aug 12th from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/dlv7q - dusty's courtship
3:16 PM Aug 12th from TwitPic
will upload a pic so u understand the magnitude of our love.i think he's probably shaking in the woods thinking " what the fuck jus happn'd?
2:51 PM Aug 12th from web
dusty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
2:48 PM Aug 12th from web
i am inlove. then he grabbed me and climbed me and ate my hat. i miss him and i am afraid i always will. must call carey and confess.
2:48 PM Aug 12th from web
met a kangaroo named dusty today at woodstock vineyards in mclaren vale. we made out. i swear he licked my face after i fed him a bottle.
2:47 PM Aug 12th from web
Adelaide- thanks for a great send off! U all were amazing tonight. We had so much fun. I felt happy again
7:39 PM Aug 11th from UberTwitter
i saw my niece on skype last night-she looked like rainbow bright.why cant adults have outfits like that???? i want a striped one-sie!!
6:26 PM Aug 10th from web

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Umrahmte Bilder in verkleinerter Version

25.08.2007: Halle/Westf.
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08.04.2009: Dortmund ~ 28.11.2009: Düsseldorf ~ 12.12.2009: Bremen ~ 19.12.2009: Stuttgart
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29.05.2010: Köln ~ 06.06.2010: München ~ 26.06.2010: Glasgow (Schottland) ~ 10.07.2010: Bern (Schweiz) ~ 15.07.2010: Nürnberg ~ 16.07.2010: Salem ~ 23.07.2010: Göteborg (Schweden) ~ 24.07.2010: Kopenhagen (Dänemark) ~ 25.07.2010: Kristiansand (Norwegen)

...und wiedereinmal hat Super-P!nk den Tag gerettet

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...the craziest dancing of the day... Stuttgart, 19.12.2009

# @LeoMoctezumaabout 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to LeoMoctezuma

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i cant believe we only have 11 shows left in oz! i will feel weird leaving. i've kind of gotten used to being here.about 8 hours ago from web

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@JimBiancoTweets judy is, tooabout 8 hours ago from web in reply to JimBiancoTweets

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ok, and we are off to our g.i.jane workout now. coffeeeeeeeeeeee. i love me some coffeeeeeee.about 12 hours ago from web

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wow. michael vick in MY hometown, Philly. of all the places. I hope the fans tear him to pieces like his beloved dogs.about 12 hours ago from web

29.05.2010 - Köln Danke Isa!

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***HAVE U EVER WISHED FOR AN ENDLESS NIGHT?***

November,25th the most wonderful

evening in my life

Dieser Beitrag wurde von JAZZ am 19.08.2009, 18:14 Uhr editiert.

bald isse wider daaaaaaaaaaa

25.08.2007: Halle/Westf.
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08.04.2009: Dortmund ~ 28.11.2009: Düsseldorf ~ 12.12.2009: Bremen ~ 19.12.2009: Stuttgart
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29.05.2010: Köln ~ 06.06.2010: München ~ 26.06.2010: Glasgow (Schottland) ~ 10.07.2010: Bern (Schweiz) ~ 15.07.2010: Nürnberg ~ 16.07.2010: Salem ~ 23.07.2010: Göteborg (Schweden) ~ 24.07.2010: Kopenhagen (Dänemark) ~ 25.07.2010: Kristiansand (Norwegen)

...und wiedereinmal hat Super-P!nk den Tag gerettet

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...the craziest dancing of the day... Stuttgart, 19.12.2009

# that is so much crazy good news in one day- it's silly. i cant wait to show the US what Europe and OZ have known for years. good on ya11 minutes ago from web

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SEATTLE- the FUNHOUSE just got BIGGER...... the 9/15 Seattle show has been moved to KEY ARENA.... more tix on sale Saturday at 10AM!!!!!!!13 minutes ago from web

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@damonelliott not yet! Sundayabout 7 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to damonelliott

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@damonelliott hahaha yes, just tiredabout 8 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to damonelliott

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@hartluck @vegashooligan YOU? What about ME?!?about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter

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Hey SEATTLE PEOPLES!!! Exciting FUNHOUSE news!!!!! Listen to the radio tomorrow (thursday) for a big yummy surprise. Very yummy surpriseabout 10 hours ago from UberTwitter

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I'll miss you gold coast. I already do....8:35 AM Aug 26th from UberTwitter

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And rode my motorcycle home soaking wet and salty and happy. Life is good. Especially cause I didn't run out of gas6:27 AM Aug 26th from UberTwitter

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I rode my motorcycle to the beach today with no phones, no company, no money, I.d., no nothing. Ran on the sand, jumped in the ocean, and6:26 AM Aug 26th from UberTwitter

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another beautiful sunny day on the gold coast. are you trying to trick me into staying here?6:18 PM Aug 25th from web

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hahaha i just made 350k followers.what does that mean exactly?should i feel vindicated for my 3 months at high school?they like me, they do!11:04 AM Aug 25th from web

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thanks brisbane for my new bathroom, i hope everyone gets a chance to wee in it soon6:33 AM Aug 25th from web

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will be announced next week!!!! F#*k yeah!!!!!!6:33 AM Aug 25th from web

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everyone else keep sending the RT @pink brings the FUNHOUSE #pinkinconcert to the US in Sept.get tix http://bit.ly/27wjLH, and a new winner6:32 AM Aug 25th from web

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@DancerGirl8884 you are the first winner of the #pinkinconcert contest! a limited edition autographed poster from the OZ tour!!! Congrats!!!6:28 AM Aug 25th from web

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my lyrics in the mirrors, murals, pink lights. INSANE! they gave me a beautiful custom made stand up paddle board. coolest chick in the bu!3:43 AM Aug 25th from web

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alright brisbane. show 10 and 11 tonight n tomorrow night!!! the building dedicated a whole bathroom to me and its beautiful!!3:41 AM Aug 25th from web

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i've reconsidered the picture idea, to protect my loved ones who would have been incriminated. lets just say it was a "swingin" party6:13 PM Aug 24th from web

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I have no words for our end of tour party tonight. I will only speak in pictures... Coming soon...5:05 AM Aug 24th from UberTwitter

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tonight is our end of tour party, although the tour isn't over yet. its been a hell of a ride though!!! thanks u f**king gorgeous aussies!!12:07 AM Aug 24th from web

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or else it was a lizard with a very large mouth and an attitude. i know several of those...12:05 AM Aug 24th from web

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rode motorcycles all day with my dad. through the sunny aussie wilderness. its what dreams are made of...pretty sure i saw a baby crocodile12:04 AM Aug 24th from web

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coffee and sunshine. its so on.5:52 PM Aug 23rd from web

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Its about 90 degrees here on the gold coast. Why don't I live here?5:44 PM Aug 23rd from UberTwitter

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off to brisbane for the last time thanks wollongong. crowd was on fire tonight!!!6:13 AM Aug 23rd from web

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our crew, riggers, techs, etc performed an amazing rendition of thriller on stage tonight. f*$king hilarious.6:12 AM Aug 23rd from web

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Tonight is the 100th show for FUNHOUSE TOUR since we started in february!!!12:41 AM Aug 23rd from UberTwitter

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eeeeek, im itchy all over now. i feel like they're everywhere!!!!!11:06 PM Aug 22nd from web

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my friend MJ just saved me life!!!!! there was a big poisonous spider in my hotel room and she saved me!!!!my 1st brush with oz's deadliest11:05 PM Aug 22nd from web

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Sucha yummy sunshiney day in sydney!I could do winters like this.Easy.Last show in wollongong tonight- 5 left. Special treat before show too10:02 PM Aug 22nd from UberTwitter

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hope bubba isn't gonna be jealous of me and dusty. he is sooooo sensitive about cheating.9:39 AM Aug 22nd from web

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fun show in wollongong!!! i love my funhouse family. they make me laugh. and not to mention all the canine love i got today. been awhile 9:38 AM Aug 22nd from web

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here we are in wollongong. 52 shows down, 6 to go. the countdown is definitely on around here.1:14 AM Aug 22nd from web

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Why does the "november rain" video by guns n roses make me so sad and nostalgic?11:33 PM Aug 21st from UberTwitter

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was a big night!right b4 that my record company threw me a spiffy soiree to celebrate the tour and 9x platinum.im gushing, but im just happy8:28 AM Aug 21st from web

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i sang dr mr president and got to hang with the incredibly dazzling cate blanchett. ive come a long way from mcdonalds!!!!8:26 AM Aug 21st from web

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went to an amazing fundraiser dinner tonight for the sydney theatre company, and surprisingly was able to raise 32,ooo buckaroonies 4 a song8:25 AM Aug 21st from web

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@Rove1974 YOU ArE. Oh poo I miss u 2 already. already on page 100 roughly. Notes in the margin. Xoxo8:23 PM Aug 20th from UberTwitter in reply to Rove1974

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Melbourne-what an electric evening.U gave me quite the send off and Ill always remember the love and gorgeous people I've played with there9:46 AM Aug 20th from UberTwitter

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ugggh. i ate so much cheese tonight. i may start moo-ing in my sleep. i love my friends!!!!10:31 AM Aug 19th from web

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@Sabina_Kelley not sure when I'm in vegas but we were just talking lasers and I was thinking of you. May wanna ask u some questions soon7:18 AM Aug 19th from UberTwitter in reply to Sabina_Kelley

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@PerezHilton hahaha I know! Thanx mucho6:48 AM Aug 19th from UberTwitter in reply to PerezHilton

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There were some really really cute boys in the crowd tonight too. Made me miss carebear.6:47 AM Aug 19th from UberTwitter

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I've done more shows in this city than I'll do in my entire country. So funny6:44 AM Aug 19th from UberTwitter

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The show 2night was our 16th in melbourne. The crowd was the largest we have had so far in this city. 2morrows our final 17th show. Amazed.6:43 AM Aug 19th from UberTwitter

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@Sabina_Kelley I'm on day 20 its so hard but its amazing12:06 AM Aug 19th from UberTwitter in reply to Sabina_Kelley

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oh,n i got flowers tonight!!!i 4got how yummy flowers smell. i feel like the most special girl in the world it really is the little things8:50 AM Aug 18th from web

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We had a girls night and I love my girls!!! The B.J. Discussion was especially enlightening....7:01 AM Aug 18th from UberTwitter

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@hartluck oh boy12:11 AM Aug 18th from UberTwitter in reply to hartluck

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Thanks canberra for a great couple of nights! It was intimate and saucy. Me likeys.8:23 AM Aug 17th from UberTwitter

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@ladybusiness nooooo!!!! Call them and make them change it!1:57 AM Aug 17th from UberTwitter in reply to ladybusiness

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@PerezHilton thanks 10:50 PM Aug 16th from web in reply to PerezHilton

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the best part about giving someone a hug is you get hugged back.10:42 PM Aug 16th from web

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@hartluck HA!!!!10:41 PM Aug 16th from web in reply to hartluck

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i climbed a tree last night. and the side of a building. felt good, like a little kid. gonna go climb a treadmill now. not as fun.8:55 PM Aug 16th from web

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God I could read these all day. So many great gratefuls!!!!! Thanks peeps.7:21 AM Aug 15th from UberTwitter

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I'm grateful for my health, I'm grateful for laughter and silly people, and I'm grateful for cheetos. Mostly cheetos my dogs, shelters, ..6:30 AM Aug 15th from UberTwitter

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So much fun to read everybody's gratefuls.I do that to people it always works for both of us.Most listed their families and I am smiling6:20 AM Aug 15th from UberTwitter

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quick!!!! 3 things you're grateful for.......5:32 AM Aug 15th from web

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overslept, missed the movie, and dinner. dammitt. anyways thanks to montalto and peter for a beautiful lunch and beautiful wine.5:31 AM Aug 15th from web

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a beautiful day with my mama winetasting in mornington peninsula, an hour into the country outside of melbourne. laughed ourselves to sleep5:30 AM Aug 15th from web

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@prvtdncr hahahaha9:37 PM Aug 14th from UberTwitter in reply to prvtdncr

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the skies are a bit moody today in Melbourne. i can relate. i like it. wish it would turn into an angry thunderstorm.6:30 PM Aug 14th from web

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funnnn stuff.7:32 AM Aug 14th from web

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get tix http://bit.ly/27wjLH7:32 AM Aug 14th from web

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hey f*&ckers! once a week thru 10/2 someone will win a cool prize for RT @pink brings the funhouse #pinkinconcert to U.S. in Sept!get tix...7:31 AM Aug 14th from web

29.05.2010 - Köln Danke Isa!

"shooting new video today. veerrryyy different. very exciting. very painful."

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive. Bestes Lied EVER!!!


Surrender every word, every thought every sound.
Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown.
Surrender all the pain we've endured until now.
Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found.
Surrender yourself to me.

bin schon was länger bei twitter nur wegen p!nk..



sie hat neuere bilder reingesetzt .. von bubba und so..

ist nicht besonders aktuell hier das forum .. naja

SOexcited!got my bran'new kickass 1piece snowboard suit from circesnow!I may not bthe best snowboarder-but I'm gonna look cooler than every1
29 minutes ago from UberTwitter

wanna see her

25.08.2007: Halle/Westf.
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08.04.2009: Dortmund ~ 28.11.2009: Düsseldorf ~ 12.12.2009: Bremen ~ 19.12.2009: Stuttgart
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29.05.2010: Köln ~ 06.06.2010: München ~ 26.06.2010: Glasgow (Schottland) ~ 10.07.2010: Bern (Schweiz) ~ 15.07.2010: Nürnberg ~ 16.07.2010: Salem ~ 23.07.2010: Göteborg (Schweden) ~ 24.07.2010: Kopenhagen (Dänemark) ~ 25.07.2010: Kristiansand (Norwegen)

...und wiedereinmal hat Super-P!nk den Tag gerettet

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...the craziest dancing of the day... Stuttgart, 19.12.2009